Saturday, 28 November 2015

14 Things Only People Who Attended Landmark University Will Relate To

1. When they start an announcement with "good news!"

You already know you don’t care.


2. When Sub Dean says console play "show me a leader"

Hey God! It’s all over.


3. Whenever you see Toba and Adisa coming.


EVERYBODY SCATTER!!!

4. The doctor, when you go to health center with a broken leg:

Na wa for you.

5. One hour after they call Pastor Rotimi to "round up":

Time for second service.


6. This difficult choice:

Just let your pocket decide.


7. When they are denying exeats up and down but they approve your own.


God is good.


8. How you know exam time has reached:

You people should go to your halls, abeg.


9. When a non-student starts saying "I heard they don't let you guys..."

Seriously...?? Oya say nonsense.


10. You at every single public lecture:

Why are we even here?


11. When someone blocks you in front of your hall with "excuse me! Please, can you help me call..."

Better leave my front.


12. "In a short while, we shall be rising up to pray."

Didn’t we just finish praying?


13. You, the first time you stabbed chapel service:

Is this how I will go home?
14.When you see Adisa and Toba at the portal desk
When the lord turned the captivity of zion, they were like those that dreamt.

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