1. When they start an announcement with "good news!"
You already know you don’t care.2. When Sub Dean says console play "show me a leader"
Hey God! It’s all over.
3. Whenever you see Toba and Adisa coming.
EVERYBODY SCATTER!!!
4. The doctor, when you go to health center with a broken leg:
Na wa for you.
5. One hour after they call Pastor Rotimi to "round up":
Time for second service.
6. This difficult choice:
Just let your pocket decide.
7. When they are denying exeats up and down but they approve your own.
God is good.
8. How you know exam time has reached:
You people should go to your halls, abeg.
9. When a non-student starts saying "I heard they don't let you guys..."
Seriously...?? Oya say nonsense.
10. You at every single public lecture:
Why are we even here?
11. When someone blocks you in front of your hall with "excuse me! Please, can you help me call..."
Better leave my front.
12. "In a short while, we shall be rising up to pray."
Didn’t we just finish praying?
13. You, the first time you stabbed chapel service:
Is this how I will go home?
14.When you see Adisa and Toba at the portal desk
When the lord turned the captivity of zion, they were like those that dreamt.
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